Well, it all started when I was just an average ogre hanging out in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring talking animals. But here I am, proving that even some green fella can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one thi

Man, this schlep really drains. I'm so busted I could just curl up. All I wanna do is drink some soda and stare at the wall for hours. But first, gotta upload a few Shrek memes to celebrate the pain. Life is a real rollercoaster, man. The climb up the corporate ladder is merely a trek towards Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about hunge